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Where There's Smoke...

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Youtube Poop
Youtube Poop
Poopy, poopy
Youtube Poop

Random sentences
All in a row
A catchy phrase
You’ll always know

Mind-numbing movement
In equal measure
Spastic hand movements
A guilty pleasure

Youtube Poop
Youtube Poop
Poopy, Poopy,
Youtube Poop

“I wonder what’s for dinner?”
“That’s NO GOOD!”
“I’m filling my water with volcanicity!”
“That’s MAMA Luigi to you, Mario!”

Computer spliced
Deaths of our heroes
Images from crappy games
And crappy TV shows

Not all the material
Is really all that bad
Lucky Star is funny
But Sailor Moon made me mad

“Timotei! Timotei!”
“And YOU gotta help us!”
“THIS is a VOLCANO!”
“That’s WIZARDHEIMER!”

“WIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZAAAARRRRRDHEEEIIIIMMMMEERRRRR!”

“It’s over Nine-thousaaaaaaand!”
“I’ll ‘ave yew fer BREAKFAAAST!”
“All toasters toast TOAST!”
“Squadalah! We’re off!”

A letter from Bowser
Gutsman’s Ass appears
Vegeta breaks his glasses
The King sings about beer

If it’s one thing I know
The fun never ends
Watch all you want
But you’ll lose all your friends

Youtube Poop
Youtube Poop
Poopy, poopy
Youtube Poop

“THIS is DELICIOUS!”
“You want it? It’s YOURS, my friend.”
“I’m so hungry, I could eat an Octorock!”
“You’re the best player, ever!”

Youtube Poop
Youtube Poop
Poopy, poopy
Youtube Poop

“It’s been one o’those days.”
I WAS going to call this "This Song Has AIDS", but I don't find anything particularly funny about a deadly STD that claims several lives a year by killing them slowly and painfully. Dying in a stupid way is funny, but dying like that is not funny.
So what do you do? First, you say "NO!" THEN, you get OUTTA there!
Anyway, to anybody who wants to turn this into an actual song, you're more than welcome to. Just give me the credit (For writing the song), and remember that the wicked guitar solo plays while Wizardheimer forces his name upon our innocent ears.
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Mushroomking1967's avatar
That.
Was.
Epic.
Someone should record this. and put it on YouTube. Also, the quotes should be the actual quotes. (Duh)