I read the news today. It sucks.

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Sadly, I won't be able to submit anything for a while, at least until next Sunday due to my parents grounding me. They lifted it temporarily for tonight since I made dinner, ipso facto here I be.
A very Merry, very late Christmas to you blokes. I got a Weird Al CD (Poodle Hat), Skillet CD (Invincible), some manga, cologne, drawing books, and that's about it. Yeah, in case you don't know, my family's going through some hard times... So money's tight. But still, Christmas was good, like always.
I also recently heard from a doctor's report that ingesting an overabundance of soy product can lead to horrible results. For example, eating too much soy while growing up will result in weaker sexual excitement in males, leading to sexual frustration or homosexuality (NOT KIDDING), not to mention that it stunts the growth of male genitalia.  Eating too much soy product while in your adulthood can cause males to become sexually "limp", shall we say. Strangely enough, its effects on females is different: females who eat an overabundance of soy product start growing breasts and pubic hair at age three.
So yeah, while a little soy's good for your blood, don't go overboard. Your girlfriend won't appreciate it. :)
Also, I've actually managed to get pretty good at the original Ghosts N' Goblins. I'm even able to make it to the foot of the castle near the end of the game. Hooray for me... Might not sound like much of an accomplishment to you folks, but hey, if you've ever played Ghosts N' Goblins, you'd know why I'm celebrating. GNG is one of the hardest games ever, second only to its sequel, Super Ghouls and Ghosts.
As far as my fighting game idea goes, its story is getting pretty damn good. All the characters are awesome, hope to show them to you soon...
Until then, get outta here. You're stinky.
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KAWAIIDESUNEKO-CHAN's avatar
SOY CAUSES GAYNESS NAO. EL O EL. But I thought you said homosexuality was a concious choice?